OK, I'm back to beat the dead horse:
1) Uni-Vibe, Uni-Vibe, Uni-Vibe, Uni-Vibe…
2) Dynamic Distortion 2 w/ Forced Feedback
3) sitar emulator
I just plopped down good money (that could've gone towards an H9) for a used EH Ravish Sitar which is absolutely freakin' cool. OK, not the most authentic sitar sounds but damn close and with a lot more trippy sounds yet to discover. Definitely getting a Norwegian Woody!
C'mon, Big E! You can do these for the masses and we'll love you for them.