Also in seriousness, your commentary is not useful. You have a ‘solution’ in search of a problem. You are unfamiliar with what the device can do, yet have suggestions on what it ~should~ do.
This forum is to help users solve problems, which you don’t help with. There is a feature request thread elsewhere. If your suggestion was any good, that’s where it would belong.
That is all.
*please note I am not an Eventide employee and my opinions do not represent the company 🙂