When it's turned on, all of the values for each knob start automatically changing. There's no aux or expression pedal connected. All glitch all the time. Any hope for me? Reset and hope for the best?
I fear this is a problem with a bad internal connection, which is sadly more common than we would like.
If your unit is still under warranty, take it to your dealer or support@eventide.com. Otherwise, have a tech-y friend open it up and check all the internal connections.